FOOM
THEMES
Fangirls don't do "Calm"
friend: if you could live anywhere in the world where would you live
me: so theres this island in japan and it's just thouSANDS OF RABBITS

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if nicole kidman named her kid TeenDude then they would be TeenDude kidman and if you dont think thats the coolest name ever you’re wrong

what-the-hells-going-on:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

NO GUSHERS???????????

what-the-hells-going-on:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

NO GUSHERS???????????

datjukebird:

condensation

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

nimrcd:

wall345:

thatinvinciblekid:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

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idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg

I love this so much it hurts

Kids stay away from drugs

chocolatefonlou:

i hope at the end of the concert the lights go out and everyone thinks it’s over, but then you hear in the dead silence louis’ solo from something great. 

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !
angryniall:

antiteen:

they have socks now lol

But what if you met them while wearing these and as they hugged you, you whispered in their ear, “i’m wearing you on my feet”

angryniall:

antiteen:

they have socks now lol

But what if you met them while wearing these and as they hugged you, you whispered in their ear, “i’m wearing you on my feet

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

Having a cold makes me want to blow my brains out