someone be my friend i’ll buy you chicken nuggets
"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr
THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED WE CAN INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed youNone Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.
Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”
The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.
my jaw literally dropped wow
'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that
i never thought i would read a sentence like this
can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it
This nigga musta been high as fuck
"my best bud leaf"
this is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid